December 30th 2012

***Fiolina's day out in Nairobi***

In the wake of the fire lit by Xtash and which I rushed home to extinguish, I planned to travel back immediately. Since I was broke, I wanted to travel back alone, but Fiolina, my Running Mate, insisted that I fulfil my promise of taking her to Nairobi.

***I was cheated out of coveted KCPE prize***

February 3rd 2013

You all remember when, last year, Jairo visited our school and promised a special award for the teacher whose subject will emerge the best in KCPE.
Jairo is a Nairobi-based lawyer who, has been an aspiring MP for many years. He promised to buy a finger-touch phone that has a website and Bluetooth for the best teacher and a geometrical set for the best student.

***Why I wont return home***

7th April 2013

After many years of staying in my father’s compound, at last I moved away from Mzee Caleb’s home. It was never planned. But when I got my loan money, it was clear I was likely to differ with my father since he always believes that my money is our money, a position I have never agreed to.
That is the reason why last weekend, the old one was on my case demanding for money. All of a sudden, he had several things that he wanted me to do for him. At one moment he wanted me re-roof his house, yet at another, he wanted me to help him start a business.

***IEBC owes me one***

When powerful forces conspired and kicked me out of participating as a presiding officer in the just concluded General Elections, I warned here that such an action would affect the credibility of election results in Mwisho wa Lami.

***Misadventure on the Syokimau train***

Mnakumbuka zile train za Syokimau...?

Just as I am the most successful person in Mwisho wa Lami, my brother Pius is among the most successful people in Nairobi.
After moving from Umoja estate to B South a year ago, Pius recently shifted again – this time to a bigger house. Pius did not move to an ordinary place. No, he moved to Syokimau, the estate where the richest and biggest people in Nairobi live.